Murdock: I'm a bird! I'm a plane! I'm a choo-choo train!

B.A. Baracus: They're closin'. They got us!

Hannibal: You never know.

B.A. Baracus: I do. We're almost out of gas.

Hannibal: Now, why did you pick a truck with no gas?

B.A. Baracus: 'Cause I liked the paint job.

[the team's plane is starting to malfunction]
Face: Uh, Murdock, what's going to happen?
Murdock: Looks like we're going to crash.'
Face: No, what's *really* going to happen?
Murdock: Looks like we're going to crash and die.

Murdock is looking sad
Hannibal: What's the matter, Captain?
Murdock: Something horrible.
Face: What's the matter? Billy get hit by a car?
Murdock: WORSE.
[gives Hannibal his hospital release]
Murdock: I've been thrown out. Cast out...
Hannibal: You've been found sane?
Murdock: You got it.

Hullo, I'd just like to say something funny happened to me yesterday. Well I was at bell choir and a guy ,who shall go nameless for safety reasons, said "We need to do a song that really rocks!" So I said Let's do the song from the a Team"and started playing it, a few other people joined in, and we started the A-Team theme song...with bells...In Church! It was Awesome and shounded beter then you would think.
The A-Team's 1# fan
Fnick